i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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