I feel like I'm in dance class right now
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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