trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
worst night to have a conscience
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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