arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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