yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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