In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just gift wrapped bread.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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