i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
do nipples grow back?
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