who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
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