so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
The power of my boobs compel you
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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