worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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