I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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