did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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