Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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