the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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