i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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