I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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