but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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