Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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