I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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