Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
Randomize
