I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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