This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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