It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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