he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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