i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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