But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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