i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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