I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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