Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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