i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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