no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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