why didn't you poke me back
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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