Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Alive.
So much puke
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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