I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
i've created a new STD.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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