this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
