I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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