3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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