I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
The Olympian is in my bed
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