I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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