She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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