Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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