if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Dignity is for republicans.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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