we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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