Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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