She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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