My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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