Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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