break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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