I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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