Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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